A sure sign that you have watched too many episodes of The Walking Dead:
You are sitting in church singing hymns. The lyrics read “the living bread,” however, you sing the words as “the living dead.” You then spend the next 10 minutes of church services in uncontrollable fits of giggles complete with tears leaking out of your eyes while pinching yourself in hope of regaining composure. Of course, you are also sitting IN THE FRONT ROW so that no one can miss this ridiculous display of insanity. Meanwhile your kids are laughing at you and asking if you need a tissue.